have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

wingstosfly:

miley [simon cowell voice] its a no from me

brittapperry:

But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

rnackenzie:

i get annoyed pretty easily for somebody who is really fucking annoying

maliciousmelons:

we had homework?: the musical

niallar:

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

hiddlestonhug:

-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

Most accurate post I have ever read.

whorville:

We all know Rosa parks.
But can she parallel park

foodtrucker:

do fish know they’re wet

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

pallidbirth:

jumping out of helicopters is dangerous 

you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground

what do you mean they dont make it to the ground

where do they go